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[Post Game Thread] The Brooklyn Nets (34-33) defeat the Philadelphia 76ers (40-25), 129 - 100

[赛后贴]  布鲁克林篮网（34胜33负）129 -100击败费城76人（40胜25负）

双方关键球员数据：

篮网（34-33）：杜兰特25分14篮板7助攻2抢断，库里24分2助攻5抢断，欧文21分4篮板5助攻，布朗11分2篮板，德拉蒙德7分7篮板3封盖，克拉克斯顿9分8篮板3封盖，米尔斯10分，约翰逊16分4篮板3助攻5封盖。

76人（40-25）：恩比德27分12篮板，哈登11分6篮板5助攻2抢断，哈里斯16分3篮板3助攻，尼昂11分5篮板，小乔丹10分9篮板，马克西4分。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 1003 points an hour ago

Festive atmosphere? ✅

Profane chants? ✅

Nearly 50 free throws? ✅

Almost every quarter goes over 30 minutes, even though the game is a blowout? ✅

Doc Rivers team losing in embarrassing fashion? ✅

Damn, this game really did feel like a playoff game.

独行侠&王治郅球迷：

节日氛围？✅

嘘声漫天？✅

近50次罚球？✅

基本每节都打30分钟以上，即便比赛已经花了？✅

里弗斯的球队以一种丢脸的方式输掉比赛？✅

你别说，这场球看着真像季后赛。

[–]Grizzliesshellfish87 958 points 2 hours ago*

The Nets really walked into their house and fucked their spouse on t

he kitchen table with the whole extended family invited over for the special occasion.

灰熊球迷：费城人把七大姑八大姨都请到家里，共赏春晚。篮网大摇大摆推门进来，当着所有人的面，把他们的配偶按在餐桌上，奏了一曲生命的大和谐

[–]Celticssmashey 167 points an hour ago

Could have used some accidental confetti

凯尔特人球迷：再撒点五彩纸屑就把气氛拉满了

[–]YeoweeWowee 36 points an hour ago

They put the confetti away at half time.

球迷：准备了，中场时候给收起来了

[–]Celticsrustrustrust 759 points 2 hours ago

76er Fans: Simmons can’t perform infront of playoff atmosphere crowds LOL!

Harden: say no more

凯尔特人球迷：76人球迷：只要观众整出季后赛的动静，西蒙斯立马就怂，哈哈哈！哈登：说得真好，下次别说了！

[–]LakersJilJungJukk 328 points 3 hours ago

Sure felt like a playoff game watching him play tonight

湖人球迷：看大胡子今晚的表现，还真是季后赛的感觉

[–]HeatRealistic_Camp5232 301 points 3 hours ago

Just like old times

热火球迷：所有的不期而遇都是久别重逢

[–]NBAt_O_O_t 230 points 3 hours ago

"trade me back to the nets"

球迷：“把我交易回篮网”

[–]simon2105 123 points 2 hours ago

Honeymoon period with Philly is over, the Nets are the best again

球迷：费城蜜月期结束，篮网又变回最好的球队

[–]Bullsno_more_jokes 115 points 2 hours ago

Big Game James strikes again

公牛球迷：詹姆斯-“关键比赛”-哈登再次罢工

[–]CIark 87 points 2 hours ago

Harden leads the nets to victory again

球迷：哈登再一次带领篮网取得胜利

[–]SupersonicsKenshiroTheKid 140 points 2 hours ago

Reminder: the Sixers gave up Seth Curry, Ben Simmons, Drummond, and 2 first round picks in order to get Harden

超音速球迷：友情提示：76人用塞斯-库里、本-西蒙斯、德拉蒙德和两个首轮签换来了哈登

[–]Netstoiletting 57 points 3 hours ago

Ben Simmons +/- is 30 better than Harden

篮网球迷：本-西蒙斯正负值比哈登高30

[–]PacersOMG_Someone 51 points 2 hours ago

Harden has left the chat

步行者球迷：大胡子骂骂咧咧退出群聊

[–]Patient_Job4115 927 points 3 hours ago

A stripper's life is about to change tonight

球迷：今晚，一个脱衣舞娘的人生将被改写

[–]CIark 221 points 3 hours ago

A? You mean a whole club of them

球迷：一个？整个俱乐部都要地动山摇

[–]KDhairequalsJMpubes 1649 points an hour ago

Came to boo Ben Simmons

Stayed to boo their own team

球迷：为嘘本-西蒙斯而来，为嘘主队才没走。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 189 points an hour ago

"Stayed"

尼克斯球迷：“没走”

[–]NBAiRockaflame 848 points 2 hours ago

Philly fans mad at Simmons for disappearing in the 4th while I just watched them do the same thing